horse=me

An Englishman and a Scotsman were discussing oats. The Englishman, with his nose in the air said "In England we feed oats to our horses, and in Scotland you feed oats to your men...", to which the Scotsman replied "...that's why in England you have such fine horses and in Scotland we have such fine men!" (quoted from a website)


SO..whats so great about this horse and this oat? Hhm..i was born in the year of horse..and recently i have been eating like a horse

Well..im just lazy..incorrigibly lazy..lazy to cook and even to boil egg and to wash fruits..actually to be exact..im extreme..unbelievably extreme..whenever i try to cook for 3/4 meals..i finish the food that im supposed to keep for days at once..so what is the point of spending so much time cooking when u can have more time to blog? when i realised that i used up hrs to cook just to survive for a meal..i resorted to eating raw food and snacks instead..well im extreme as i am a big eater..i can eat the amount of 3 meals or more for a meal..then try to skip the next meal..the over storage of food in my stomach can sustain me for at least half a day..im extreme because once i cook i have to take min 3 hours to max half a day..just because i like to put too much effort on it..and often ended up with tremendous amount of food..so i gave up..

I have not been cooking for a very long time..if u have read my first post from australia..the one that has shown my excitement over the opportunities to cook..hhm..that is not me anymore..and i dun cook at all except the day when i have to cook for my life group (we have pot luck dinner every fri prior to the weekly meetings)..i used to eat out everyday for more than a meal..but not anymore..what do i eat? someone cooks for me? someone asked..who? i asked in return..u?

hhm..i have been eating like animals..mostly raw food and snacks (I assume that human need balanced diet so im not qualified to be one in terms of eating)..but i seldom consume fruits now because i have to spend time washing them (apples) and cutting them (oranges, kiwis)..well..so sorry to disappoint u..i seldom eat fruits..and i dun eat vege (common sense!!! i have to cook if i wanna eat vege..and raw vege doesnt taste nice) so what do i eat? well i told ya so many times!! i have been eating like a horse

sometimes i eat like a squirrel

Besides, i drink milk as though 70% of my body is made up of milk

I feed myself with all these "convenient" food all the time..and because they are convenient and i have them stocked up at home..i eat them in a tremendous quantity because i always thought that im bottomless

i just munch and munch and munch non-stop until i realised that im inflating my stomach like a ballon..unfortunately i can't deflate it at anytime that i wish..so i stop before the bursting sound scare my housemates from their nightmares (yes i do eat at midnight sometimes when everyone else is dreaming..i prefer them to stay at their haunted house or continue jumping off from a building rather than waking up thinking that their house is exploding)

well..if u still think that's healthy (which is a popular misconception)..no fruits no vege..no rice..no proper dishes..i may be healthy if i were an animal (be it a horse or a squirrel..although i would prefer a horse..because? i told ya!!! i born in the year of horse)

Unfortunately im a human..




so what happend to me?



















well u can call that self-torturing..emo eating..over eating..eating disorder..or just lazy!!! wateva..but sadly its my life now

P/S: just realised im not exactly eating like an animal..at least an animal knows how to stop when it feels full